Royal Hats

“I hate to be the one to tell you this, but it seems as though a crow died on top of your head.”

“I am the original hipster”

“I can’t speak for the rest of you, but I am totally pulling this off.”

“Oompa loompa doopadee doo/I’ve got a perfect puzzle for you/Oompa loompa doopadee dee/ If you are wise you’ll listen to me/What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?/Eating as much as an elephant eats/What are you at getting terribly fat?/What do you think will come of that?/I don’t like the look of it/Oompa loompa doopadee dah/If you’re not greedy, you will go far/You will live in happiness too/Like the Oompa Loompa doopadee doo/Doopadee doo”

“Once a commoner, always a commoner.”

“SamCam is trying to relate to the middle class? Oh that’s hilarious.”

“Nothing says ‘off with your head’ like a feather-topped royal side-eye.”

“And sometimes I just wear what the commoners wear. Just to fuck with you.”

“This sort of looks like a tiara, right? In the right light? If I tilt my head just so?”

styleite:

LOLOL Prince Harry.

Had he been wearing a more appropriate hat, this never would have happened. The hat simply wouldn’t allow it.